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"You have reached the voicemail of Layla Delacroix. I know you're probably eager to talk to me, so leave a message with your name and number and I'll get back to you at my earliest convenience."

-BEEP-

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ARE YOU BONING THE HULK?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID HOURLY UPDATES OF VANILLA ICE LYRICS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.

(ooc: Ahahahaa, this is hilarious.)

[When Layla gets the text, she assumes it's a prank, but the threat of Vanilla Ice lyrics is sufficient to make her reply promptly.]

NO. I already have a fiancee and a boyfriend thank you very much!

[NEVER IGNORE THE THREAT OF VANILLA ICE]

ANSWER REJECTED ON THE BASIS OF A THREESOME HAPPENING.

THREE'S A CROWD. FOUR'S A PARTY.

I'll have you know that I haven't gone any further than making out with either of them. There isn't a threesome happening.

Need some flirting tips? I have the latest and greatest advice columns all loaded up and ready to go.

I'm not trying to make a threesome happen, nor am I trying to start up a harem.

Edited 2012-10-13 20:29 (UTC)

[* PING! * GOES YOUR INBOX. A wild attachment appears!]

[WHAT DO YOU DO?

> Y (accept) / N (reject) / PIE (do you want to know more?) ]

[[OOC: This all goes with The OOC notif and this post, so.]]

my husband just got here oh my god oh my god ohmy god :D

So when do I get to meet him? :)

Soon! But I think I'm going to take off a few days work to help him get settled.

[Yes. That is exactly why she she's taking all that time off. :| ]

Do you think you and Kurt can hold down the fort while I'm gone?

I think we can manage. Enjoy some quality time with your hubby. ;)

[Until Layla checks the network and learns a little more about Alice's husband, she's going to assume it's because Alice wants a reunion and to get some action.]